Spam Poetry

As long as I'm sharing poetry sans context today, I thought I'd share my spam poem. Actually, I *will* give you a bit of context. This was created totally from subject lines gathered from two e-mail accounts over three days. So there. Oh! And the top two aren't really spam; they're a mailing list I signed up for. But it's junk if I consider it junk, right?

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and watch the Euro fluctuate.
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for wholesale ink from overseas;
High-quality business identities.
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Get a replica Rolex.
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Live large with a Rolex replica!
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Make a fortune with eBay.
Own 65 Sopranos episodes on DVD --
Own every Seinfield episode on TV.
Little magic, perfect weekend;
Is your site on search engines?
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These women know how to take it deep.
Unlimited downloads; no doctor's visit;
Helen, this is you, isn't it?
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Buy a Porsche, no money down!
Shocking three-point mortgage rates.
Watch lesbians as they masturbate.
Unlimited DVD Downloads;
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Get Vicodin today with no prescription!
Online pharmacy doesn't need a prescription.
Which military school is right for you?
Believe me, everything you heard is true.
We give you everything you need!
Get in the green card lottery.
Enlarge your woman's front line today!
Enlarge your penis in just three days.
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