Here's to goodbye, tomorrow's gonna come too soon
Things to do before I leave:
- Go to the bank and deposit checks.
- Pack a change of clothes.
- Grab meds.
- Plot route.
- Find out if there's a Walgreen's where I'm going.
- Track down Monstee.
- Locate the pile of CDs that Dear Hubby burned for me.
- Vitamins B6, C and niacin.
- Travel shampoo and conditioner.
- Emetrol, Dramamine, Bonine, No-Doz.
- New lipstick!
- Bottled water, Arizona tea, Jell-o.
- Everclear.
- AA batteries.
- Bags to puke in.
- Digital camera.
- Necklace.
- Cell phone.
- Palm charger.
- Meds, meds, meds.
- Teddy bear.
- Carmex.
- Hat, scrunchy, hair clip.
- Pillow, blanket.
- Stuff to edit, red pens.
- Blank notebook.
- Calm down.
- Psych up.
- Take your meds when you need them instead of putting it off for as long as possible.
- Don't have a chip on your shoulder.
- Don't point out the chips on other people's shoulders.
- Trust Matt when he said he'll come back.
- Learn to give up your Type A tendencies for a while.
- Keep your eyes on the road.
- Call your hubby, but not so often that you seem needy.
- Quit complaining about the hallucinations and the suicidal thoughts; no one cares about your personal problems.
- Be nice to Matt.
- Be nice to Matt's friend.
- Don't be so jealous, overprotective and possessive; let him go and be and do and fuck around because he's not yours.
- Sing loudly, but not when your passengers are trying to sleep.
- Meditate every night while you're gone to center yourself.
- Wear your seat belt and don't speed too much.
- Don't yell when you're angry.
- Don't cry when you're frustrated.
- Be strong.
- Don't panic; bring a towel.
- If you're not having fun, you can always go spend the night with Johnny. Or Zy and Steph. Or Dan and Bebe. Or Mef. Or, heck, you could come home.
- Your car will be fine, but have Saturn's number just in case.
- Don't force Matt to play the Alphabet Game, even though it's your favorite thing to do on the road.
- Don't be so sensitive.
- Smile more.
- Listen.
- Be. Enjoy.
posted by Kate at 2:22 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
4 Comments:
Hey, you can complain to me about whatever you need to complain about, even if it means calling my cell. I'll listen.
i care about your haluciantions, i dont want you runnign off the road because you see a demon fellating himself in the corner of your eye
If you see a demon fellating himself, you had better have your camera!
Don't panic; bring a towel.
SMILE!
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