Friday, July 15, 2005

Talking over tea

Okay, so let's say you want tea. Cold tea. Tazo tea. Well, you could scoot your butt over to Starbucks to try one of their summer tea offerings: the Tazo Green Tea Frappuccino Blended Creme.

You want my opinion? (If you didn't, why are you browsing my blog? It's almost all conjecture...) Well, since you asked, I hate the green tea frapp. As a staunch proponent of tea the Russian way (very strong, with lots of lemon, lots of sugar, and occasionally a shot of vodka -- sailor's tea), I hate milk in my tea. It's okay in my coffee ... sometimes. Like when I'm drinking 93 Octane (see photo, right).

Anyway, I generally love sweet, frothy matcha, the way it tastes so ... green. So Tazo matcha should rock. But when you blend it with a bunch of what tastes like evaporated milk -- then top it with canned whipped cream -- it tastes like ass. Well, sweet tea-flavored ass.

That said ... if you want good tea and/or you don't want to pay into the megacorp Starbucks coffers, look into Scent by Spirit tea. I can't say enough good things about SBS owner Rachel Johnston. Besides being a scent guru (she made a unique perfume just for me!), she is a master organic/fair-trade tea blender. She's got something for every taste -- I counted 200 different flavored teas, then got tired of counting. And she takes requests, too.

She's darling and her products are great. Just ask StargazerGirl, who's hooked on SBS Double Buzz. If you order something, tell Rach that Kate sent ya, and she'll hook you up. :-)

Ohh -- this post is "Talking over Tea" and I haven't mentioned the talking part yet! After much whining from M., who occasionally posts comments here, I've created an AIM name just for my hiptop. I'm just that popular. No, seriously, I was tired of my IMs going three places: home, work and the hiptop. So now, if you get an away message at LemonKitty, try KatesSideKick. And add it to your buddy list right now, dammit. Because I said so, that's why. Take that, Mr. Bitchy Intellectual Poopy-head M. And peace to the rest of you. ^_^

5 Comments:

Blogger Monstee said...

Mr. Bitchy Intellectual Poopy-head? Me thought that was me?

Me no like idea of sidekick getting own AIM name. Sometimes late at night it looks like you log on for few minutes and then log off and you explain it that it am sidekick doing auto login crap doing thingy in background and not you just snubbing Monstee. No problem. Me understand that, but me have problem when persons glorified cell phone stop taking messages and start cussing Monstee out!! Me think it kinda rude! HERE, me copy and paste one me save from few days ago.
******************************
Monstee: Hi! Am you busy?

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Monstee: Me guess so. Am that new away message? Me not see it before. When you change it? Am me away messages getting too old? Me just never think about changing them. When you get this, you let me know what you think. Bye!

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Monstee: Yeah, yeah, yeah.... Me know. You am just away message that repeat every time me type something. That OK. Kate say she still get messages when she log back on computer. You feel free repeat all you want. Me understand it you job.

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween <LemonKitty.sidekick: Fuck off asshole!>

Monstee: What? Huh? Who am that? What am going on here?

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Note: Nothing else for over 5 minutes

Monstee: That were strange.

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Monstee: Well, me not sure is you see that or not, but me think you phone just cuss me out!

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Monstee: OK, you also too let Monstee know if you see you own away messages when you get these. Me want to know if you see what me see in message a few message back.

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween

Monstee: Goodnight!

LemonKitty: Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory when single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3-D IMAX of my mind? - Halloween <LemonKitty.sidekick: Eat shit & die dickface!>

Monstee: Hey!!

5:07 AM  
Anonymous Katessidekick said...

It wasnt me you whiny little bitch!

5:13 AM  
Blogger Monstee said...

Hey!!!

5:20 AM  
Anonymous m said...

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but at least you noticed I'm and Intellectual.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous m said...

...and Intellectual? AND Intellectual?

Durf! That should be AN Intellectual.

No really, I mistriped it.

10:49 AM  

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