Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Brick walls and bathrooms

Caught this graffiti on the way back to the office today. You may have to click on the picture to read the text on the left.

At least we know that the taggers defacing Downtown Memphis businesses have a heart. Maybe no sense of civic pride ... but certainly a heart.

Speaking of the office, there was a situation this morning that really really really made me wish my office was not right across the hall from the bathroom. I don't even have airflow in here, so I'm afraid germs congregate here and throw little germy raves before slamdancing my immune system. I won't go into great detail about the situation, except to say that one of my coworkers yelled down the hallway that there was "shit on the floor." I assumed the term "shit" meant "things."

Until I found out she was being literal. Ew.

6 Comments:

Blogger angrygrrface said...

Shit on the floor? Gross!

Here's to hoping you had a bottle of perfume or something to sniff for a break.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Monstee said...

Me not know what am worse...

A. Shit on floor
2. Working with people who shit on floor
D. You all thinking me going to go mmmmmMMmmmshit

10:34 PM  
Blogger smacky said...

Congratulations, your office now smells like all Greyhound bus stations!

8:02 AM  
Blogger De said...

How the heck does that happen? Is there a disgruntled employee or does somebody decide they can't make the seven feet to a toilet only to drop trou and let it go?

The worst part about your discovery is that it occurred in the women's bathroom. I can see it happening in a men's bathroom because the pig to gentleman ratio is roughly 1:3, but not in the women's bathroom. That's like a sign of the apocalypse or something.

11:37 AM  
Blogger smacky said...

But I saw a tee shirt that said "Girls don't poop!" Are you telling me that's not true?

Maybe a man got in there.

Men are just gross, and yeah, that's coming from a man. We're gross. Thank God 90% of women seem to like men for some reason, because I can totally understand how women could become lesbians. Men are gross.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous sandy in texas said...

eeeeeewwwww! Nastay!
Did you spray anything in/around your space? Just in case germs decide to move in? eeeeek!

12:04 PM  

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