100 questions nobody cares about but I'll answer anyway

You can thank FF for this meme. And don't worry — I don't intend for you to read all the answers. Just skim like the first seven or so and skip to the end. Then we'll pretend you cared enough to read the whole thing and never speak of this again. ::grins::

1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Cawthorn.
2. Last person you kissed: Paul. Last night.
3. Last word you said: Mmhmm. (Does that count?)
4. Last song you sang: "Desperately Wanting," Better than Ezra. (iPod in the car.)
5. Last person you hugged: Paul. This morning.
6. Last thing you laughed at: link-> Monstee's blog.
7. What's in your CD player: (iPod...) Warrior's Code, Dropkick Murphys
8. Who is your favorite star/s: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale.
9. What socks are you wearing: Nintendo flip-flops, kthx.
10. What's under your bed: Knowing us, dust bunnies.
11. Current status: Status? Married. Working. Living.
12. Current taste: Taste in what? I like thermal knit shirts in neutral colors.
13.Current Hairstyle: Long, straight and boring.
14. Current clothes: Ratty jeans, Nintendo flip-flops, black ringer tee, System of a Down concert jacket.
15. Current Hate: Non-disclosure agreements. (Kidding, Paul.)
16. Current longing: A free hour to meditate.
17. Current desktop picture: Beach sunset link-> (here).
18. Current worry: SQL. Oh, and the final book proof.
19. Current Love: Paul. My parents. Matthew.
20. Story behind your username: I'm an editor ... Kate's Ink is red.
21. Current favorite article of clothing: Black hoodie — got me through high school and college.
22. a. Favorite physical feature(s) on yourself: Eyebrows. And my left elbow.
22. b. on opposite sex: Hair?
23. Last CD that you bought: The Beekeeper, Tori Amos.
24. Favorite place to be: Canuckistan.
25. Least favorite place: The expressway. Residual anxiety attacks.
26. Time you wake up in the morning: 6 a.m. 6:30 a.m. 6:45 a.m. (Snooze alarm junkie.)
27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be? I'm happy with my piano, thanks.
29. Current favorite word/saying: Shitfuck. (Or, if I'm in mixed company: Perchance.)
30. Favorite book: Where the Sidewalk Ends, Shel Silverstein.
31. Favorite Movies: Reservoir Dogs, X-Men, Fight Club.
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Romp. To apologize.
35. Favorite day: Thursday!!! (Nobody asks me that!)
36. Where do you want to go: Hell in a handbasket. Or maybe just L.A.
37. What is your career going to be: Data miner in the technorati.
38. Who is your best friend/s: You, Mr./Ms. Person-Reading-This-Right-Now.
39. What kind of car do you have: Saturn VUE. You'll know it's mine because I have a licence plate holder that says "The Internet Makes You Stupid."
40. A random lyric: "It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy." (Kansas)
41. Eye Color: Black. Hellishly red in photos.
42. Hair Color: Dark brown (almost black naturally).
43. Righty or Lefty: Righty. Left is apparently deteriorating. :-\
45. Zodiac Sign: Born on the Taurus/Gemini cusp (Cusp of Energy).
46.Innie or Outtie: Innie. Boooring.
47. Your heritage: Adopted.
48. The shoes you wore today: See questions #9 and #14.
49. Your hair: See questions #13 and #42.
50. Your weakness: Caring too much. Worrying too much.
51. Your fears: Being alone with the anxiety and depression.
52. Your most recent secret?: link -> Peach Shimmer.
54. Your thoughts first waking up: Is that Paul's alarm clock or mine going off?
55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: See #22b.
56. Your bedtime: 11 p.m. Midnight. Depends on whether my buddies (Sam, Bean, Bear, Basalt) are around.
57. Your most missed companion: Matt.
58. Your perfect pizza: Grilled chicken. No sauce. Light cheese. (Very picky.)
60. Single or group dates: Out of the dating pool, thank god.
61. Dogs or Cats: Love cats; allergic to everything.
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Right now, it's a single estate hand-rolled green from the East China Sea and only available one place in the U.S. So there.
63. Chocolate or vanilla: Lemon.
64. Cappuccino or coffee?: Soy latte.
65. Smoke: Like four times.
66. Curse: Repeatedly.
67. Sing: In the car. And dance, too. I'm a one-woman variety show for other drivers.
68. Take a shower everyday: Yes.
69. Have a crush: Eh, crushes, schmushes.
71. Think you've been in love: Eight years, five months, 23 days.
72. Want to go to college: Waiting on Paul. Want to get out of editing and study physics. Or comp sci.
73. Want more than what you got: I'm happy. But I could use another cup of tea...
74. Want to get married: Been there, done that. Got the video to prove it.
75.Type with your fingers in the right place: Durrr.
76. Think you're attractive: I have nice toes.
77. Think you're a health freak: No. But I'm on tons of meds.
78. Get along with your parents: Yes, since I moved out to go to college.
79. Play an instrument: Piano. And I hum really well. ;)
80. Drink: Tea. Pepsi. Last night, a little too much Bacardi and Coke. (Ask my gaming buddies.) >_<
82. Done a drug: Yes. The pharmacy loves me.
83. Made Out: Yeah.
84. Go on a date: First date with Paul: Video games at two different arcades. (Very prophetic, no?)
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: ... Not at one time. (Eww.)
86. Eaten sushi: Yes, but rarely. Paul and our families hate sushi, so if I order it, I eat alone.
87. Been dumped: Yes. But I met Paul a couple of weeks later, so it was relatively painless.
88. Made homemade cookies: Christmas and company potlucks.
89. Caused a fire: In high school chem with link -> Abby. And I fell asleep making brownies when I was nine and, like, blew up the oven.
90. Gone skinny dipping: No.
91. Dyed your hair: Light brown. Black. White. Blonde. Blue. Red. Orange. Purple.
92. Stolen anything: Yes.
93. Had too much to drink: No. Sometimes the meds make me a lightweight, but I'm careful.
94. Been caught cheating: No.
95. Been called a tease: No.
96. Gotten beaten up: Slapped by a drunk guy. And one time, a mean man tore all the limbs off my teddy bear, and that was a very personal attack on me.
97. Changed who you were to fit in: Yes, until I stopped giving a shit.
98. Cried at something beautiful: I cried playing video games the other night. ^_^
99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need?: The iPod was a gift, and I needed the SideKick.
100. Cried when someone died?: Yes. Way to end 100 questions on a positive note ...

See, wasn't that fun? And it saved me from having to come up with a real post! Yay!
[Edit: Had complaints that the links blended in to my blue text ... so I marked them for ya. You're welcome.]