The beatings will continue until morale improves

I wouldn't post this if I thought that my coworker would mind, but she has a good sense of humor, so I don't think it could hurt.

This was sent out via company e-mail today:

It's about time we have a company eating, moral building, trying different dishes "get together". This wonderfully fun eating smorgasbord will be held on Monday, October 31st.

Within moments, the senior editor and I had swapped e-mails (apparently we sent them within seconds of each other):

"I wonder how the company plans to build its employees' morals at this get-together?"

The original sender soon sent out a correction, but I still think we could center the buffet around company morals:

Virtuous veggie platter


Faithful finger sandwiches


Pizza with principles


Righteous Rotel dip

Ethical egg salad

Cookies with credibility

Sounds much more enlightening than any ole Halloween party!