Buy, or I'll be a sad panda

$10 on Amazon.

See, I have this book out, right? And, like, it's full of all these mysteries and there's one about poop and three about squirrels and a whole bunch about people killing other people and stuff.

Now I don't know all the hows and whys and whatzits and stuff, but Amazon has SASM on sale for $10, which is about 33% off its regular price.

The downside is that Amazon doesn't yet have a picture of the cover of SASM! And that's just sad, because presales are doing well and they'd be even better if people knew what the book looked like.

So here's me with my copy of SASM. You have to imagine what the other half of the cover looks like because I was taking a picture of myself with my SideKick, and that's hard enough without having to balance my head on a book and try to get the title in the shot and everything.

So, yeah, buy a copy while it's still on sale. I'll even sign it for you! Or, if you're crafty, you can forge my signature then wait 20 years and sell it on eBay for a few thousand bucks. Your call.