Darling Clementine (Juice)
Good: Treating myself to a bottle of Noble Brand Clementine juice at Wal-Mart last night because I love tangerine juice.
Bad: Noticing mold on both sides of the bottle mouth this morning. (See photo.)
Worse: Noticing mold on both sides of the bottle mouth after drinking more than half the bottle. ::shudder::What's annoying is that the "sell by" date is three weeks from now, so I really shouldn't have to contend with the green fuzzies 12 hours after I bought it.
And now I'm having this psychosomatic reaction — I swear the back of my mouth feels fuzzy, even though I've washed it out twice and gargled with Diet Dr. Pepper at my desk.
I guess this is reason #349 why I shouldn't shop at Wal-Mart. (Reason #348: no BFF music; see amusing related link here.)
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
posted by Kate at 6:25 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
8 Comments:
That's it!!! Moldy tangerine juice and no BFF!!! Let's sue cause...
cause...
...cause we CAN, dammit!
I TOTALLY AGREE.
Wal-mart is such a pox upon this society. Why, if we were to get rid of Wal-mart, then all those mom and pop stores could re-open. It would be great.
SGG, since you are so wise, me and you should team up and find a lawyer willing to take our case.
Where else am I going to find a copy of Trading Places for $5.50?
De, the only other place to find that for so cheap is in hell.
Kate, that's pretty sick. You should go back and get a refund. Also, see if they'll give you some free socks for all the trouble.
aww man! pls go easy..unless ya have a titanium stomache like muah..::prepares to eat a whole turkey::
Wal-Mart is like...walking naked and drunk into church. It's always gonna be there, and no one can do anything to erase it. ("It" being both Wal-Mart and the congregation's image of you naked and drunk.)
And no one should actively search for music at Wal-Mart, unless it's some poppy top-40 song stuck in your head. Between not stocking CDs with warning labels, and demanding an alternative cover for Willie Nelson's reggae CD (changed from a pot leaf to a palm tree), Wal-Mart's music selection is only good for impulse buys: "Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits on 2 CDs for $10? Okay!"
yeah, pretty much, fuck walmart right in the ass.
God damn to i hate shopping there. between teh censoring of the cds (which really pissed me off when i found out my newly bought white zombie cd was censored >:( ) to their shitty selection and food quality.
The super-target or schnucks is where its at nowadays. ^____________^
also, whats up with that jacque dude. Thats like the second time he as posted agreeing with you carrie, and apparently, he is all up in yo grill.
Issue number 1 - shopping at Wal-Mart. Please, for the love of God, go to Target or something!
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