I think I remember...
Latest meme blatently stolen from the Blogosphere:If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or bad — BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.I'll start: Do you guys remember that one time when Paul and I drove to Tijuana on that drug run, and when we got there, those guys thought Paul was a male prostitute and tried to pick him up? We had to beat our way back over the border so fast that we never did get that shipment. Man, it took me forever to explain that to the boss...
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
posted by Kate at 9:03 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
7 Comments:
do you guys remember the time when, like, i decided to run off with kate to seskatchwan. she wasnt really happen, but i took her anyway. her boss wasnt happy then either
Man, Mr. Anon would've had me up a creek! Good thing I know how to unlock handcuffs with my tongue.
Do you remember that one time when you and I decided to sneak out of your mom and dad's house on a Saturday night, walk through the woods, and go to Prince Mongos? I had such a wonderful time dancing on the table tops while you hit on the drunk guys.
Funny thing, though: They weren't even guys! I didn't make the connection until I saw the banana peels littering the floor. O_O
On the bright side, I had no idea that you could pull your bra off with your teeth and swing it above your head while dancing the Macarena. Very impressive.
Me thought only true carnivores could unhook them bra-ziers with em' teeth!!! ::warms his canines by the bra-zier with a hurt look on face::
Hey, do you remember when we took our stand-up act on the road, touring with the circus, breaking hearts and breaking fine dinnerware all over America?
Ah, the circus -- how could I forget? You amazed me with the way you were able to ride that unicycle across the highwire with that baby seal balanced on your nose. You always were the talented one!
As for breaking hearts, I know the bearded lady has found somebody else. Last I heard, she had a thing for the two-headed goat boy. I know she'll always have a special place in your heart, but I don't think it ever would've worked.
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