Passwords, Pasta and Smacky
In lieu of meaningful content today...
Search terms used to reach KatesInk.com since Dec. 1:
I uploaded the entire list here, but I thought I'd pull out the highlights (in other words, the things that made me giggle the most):
- "what are the injections you have to get rid of wrinkels"
- "quiet things that nobody knows"
- "the game smacky"
- "kate ho" (?!)
- "tennessee and jessica and cheese"
- "kates password" (did you think it was that easy?)
- "is it ethical to sell blood islam"
- "furby satan" and "furby creepy" and "furby freaky stories"
- ... and once again, "expired pasta" ... which has made it into my search terms every month since February. Apparently, this is a common problem.
Other people got here looking for jjcoolj, fluffy bear and spacegoat. (All three have furry-type names, but only one yiffs in his free time. Well, maybe two...)
Also, anyone want to guess what "the game smacky" refers to?
Also, anyone want to guess what "the game smacky" refers to?
posted by Kate at 10:04 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
8 Comments:
the goofy picture doesnt even BEGIN to describe SG.
The picture of fluffy bear is awesomely hilarious, i believe that was the day on the way home from our first arsclan lan, and he hadnt had any sleep for like 4 days or something.
all i think of when i hear "the game smacky" is fap fap fap (i have such a gutter brain)
aww man..so we can't search for yer password online??
::scratches his head in disbelief::
btw, u didnt hear it from me, but theres another Kate online that fits the 'ho' description
..not like it's a bad thing. ;)
Well, yes, I'm also a game. But apparently, you’re a ho. So there! The game of smacky is played between consenting adults, and it’s fine as long as nobody gets bruised and no animals are injured.
I didn’t invent the game. I’m just its spokesmodel.
I figured the game smacky was some sort of cute way of saying foreplay between two people in a trailer.
Go to Google images and search for "War of the Worlds." The first pic that comes up links to my site and I have no idea why - I reviewed it MONTHS ago. It still generates 75 hits/day for me.
Other than that, any primetime celebrity plus "fan club" hits me as well.
Google is wacky!
How do you find out what search terms are hitting your site?
exactly, Kate. like De said..how de we know??
::dumbfounded look::
De has his own domain, which I administer. (Wow! That sounds so powerful!!) I sent him instructions on how to find his keyphrases via the stats bots available for his domain.
As far as I know, Sol, if you don't own your own, you can't track down the search terms.
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