Consider this Jeopardy fodder

Six random factoids
(and a cute picture of Fred)

— Women's hair is less dense and grows more slowly than men's. And it grows even slower than that if you just got a bad haircut.

— Four elements are liquid at room temperature: mercury, bromine, gallium and cesium. (Although not an element, it's worth noting that ice is also a liquid at room temperature.)

— Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine. Fred purrs as loud as a diesel engine, but doesn't smell as bad anymore since she got her flatulence problem under control.

— Beethoven, Mozart, Schoenberg, Schubert, Stravinsky and Wagner were all 5'5" or shorter. I don't know the height of my favorite composer, Haydn. Also: Chevy Chase, Conan O'Brien, and Clint Eastwood: each 6'4"; Craig Kilborn, Ryan Stiles, Howard Stern, and Nikola Tesla: 6'5"; Michael Jordan: 6'6"; Hulk Hogan and Joey Ramone: 6'7".

— 1,084 is the first English number listing all five vowels in order. Witness: One thousand eighty four.

— Honey doesn't spoil. Well, unless you leave the honeycomb in. Oh ... also, honey contains minute amounts of temperature-resistant spores of Clostridium botulinum. So if you're planning on being completely anaerobic for long periods of time, watch out for botulism. ::grins::

Anyone have any un-pertinent facts you care to get off your back?