Whoppers
Funny, the things people will tell you in the interest of clearing their guilty consciences.I knew a guy several years ago who was rambling on and on about this playoff game he'd seen in another city. I asked how he'd managed to get to a major playoff game half way across the country without asking the manager for time off. "Do you remember when I had that surgery last year?" he asked. "Yeah, I wasn't really in the hospital at all."
Wait. You faked surgery in the pursuit of sports and beer? And you got away with it? Wow.
Which begs the question: What's the biggest confession you've ever heard? Names and details may be changed to protect the utterly guilty.
posted by Kate at 7:14 AM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
6 Comments:
I can't give you specific details, but it involved graffiti, a pumpkin, and a squad car.
I've had people come out of the closet to me, but my response has usually been "DUH! I've only suspected that for five years."
I once whizzed in someone's toilet tank and they never called me on it.
mine also involved a squad car lol
i have a friend who works as a waiter, and when customers are rude to him, he offers them a free dessert, then spits on it before he serves it to them.
spit ain't that bad.
unless he got mono..
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