A man with a pig gig

On the way into work this morning, I passed a truck with a sign advertising Mike Sullivan Wildlife Services, a member of the National Wildlife Control Operators Association. (Hey, Mike Sullivan, I noticed your sign! Your advertising money is well-spent.)

Mike Sullivan's sign says he does trappings and removals of a number of species, including (but not limited to) oppossums, raccoons and feral hogs.

Yes, feral hogs.

Is that a major problem around here? Is that a major problem anywhere? I mean, I know there was the (in)famous Hogzilla a couple of years ago. ... I thought it was a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, but apparently, there's an underground invasion of wild-eyed feral hogs.

[Go ahead and wince; the next line is horribly punny...] Guess we should be on the lookout for a close encounter of the absurd swine.

Oh come on, I know you giggled.