Zorbeez in my hands, pie on my mind
Have you guys seen this ad for Zorbeez, the ultra-mega-super-absorbant chamois pimped by infomercial god Billy Mays? If you haven't, watch the video now.
Man, besides washing dogs and cleaning bathroom showers -- and then(!) drying dishes -- Zorbeez have the ability to make women Really, Really Happy. Observe:
The woman on the right is making what Paul and I have dubbed the "Pie Face."
Buying Zorbeez costs money; making Pie Face is free. Go ahead. Try it.
posted by Kate at 8:42 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
4 Comments:
You picked a fantastic pie too - mmmmmmmm coconut creeeeaaaaam piiieee.
Billy Banks commercials are hilariously awesome.
Billy Mays. Mays.
The late Billy Banks is a 1940s boxer known for his lightning left-right combos and gentlemanly demeanor.
Billy Blanks is the Tae-Bo guy, and I highly urge you to watch this video of him leading a live workout in Tokyo. The video prints all the Amazing lyrics right at the bottom (example: "Yell out boom boom boom/You got the power/Let's stay strong/Like the Tokyo Tower/Billy Billy Billy Billy/What you want what you want want want").
Pie Face Woman appears to be wearing some sort of wig, and a really bad one I might add.
But who cares, there's a huge honkin' slice of coconut cream pie with her name on it!
That pie face is scaring me.
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