(Beep) Paging Jerome with the cat named LemonKitty

Highlights from an actual chat. Just read it. Did I talk that way in middle school?

9:20 PM xvolleyballxchix: hey

me: ... hey?

Who is this?

9:22 PM xvolleyballxchix: carley

me: Well, hi, Carley. I don't think I know you.

xvolleyballxchix: you dont

9:23 PM me: ... okay then ...

xvolleyballxchix: what school do you go to

me: I've been out of college for, hmm, six years now.

9:24 PM xvolleyballxchix: what is your name
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me: Why do you want to know?

xvolleyballxchix: your name

me: Why?

9:26 PM xvolleyballxchix: jw

me: Did Matt put you up to this?

9:27 PM xvolleyballxchix: no

hi Jerome

me: Oh for goodness sake. I really don't know you.

9:28 PM xvolleyballxchix: how old are you

me: Apparently quite a bit older than you.

xvolleyballxchix: no your not

what was you middle school

me: And I'm not quite sure why I'm still having this conversation other than I'm really effing bored and have nothing better to do

xvolleyballxchix: so what

9:29 PM me: ... My name's Simone.

There, are you happy?
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9:33 PM xvolleyballxchix: are you really not jerome who sta middle school in the sixthh grade

9:34 PM me: ::laughs:: Really really.

Why would Jerome have the name "lemonkitty"?

9:36 PM xvolleyballxchix: bc thats his cats name

and why would simone hhave the name lemonkitty

???

9:37 PM yo

yo

yo

yo u there

simone

9:38 PM YO

me: Oh, I'm here. Sorry. Hubby sent me a video of a cat.
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9:39 PM xvolleyballxchix: omg stop it

9:40 PM you are jerome

me: ... How can I prove to you I'm not?

xvolleyballxchix: fine if you already went to college

then what was you major

me: Journalism, News-Editorial.

Minor in sociology.

9:41 PM Married to an analytical chemist.

xvolleyballxchix: whta job do you do now

what her name

me: I'm a research analyst for a newspaper.

xvolleyballxchix: whats you wifes name

me: I'm not telling you his name!

I'm a woman.
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9:44 PM xvolleyballxchix: stop

you havent toldme anything that couldnt make you jerome

9:45 PM me: ... Well, hopefully, I haven't told you anything that could make me Jerome, since I'm not.

xvolleyballxchix: so be honest

me: I'm not giving out a bunch of my info, for real.

xvolleyballxchix: your jerome

9:47 PM me: Okay, let's assume I am.

Then what?

9:49 PM xvolleyballxchix: well then you wouldnt be a lying git

so admit it or

9:50 PM me: git?

xvolleyballxchix: ya git

me: What the heck is that?

9:51 PM xvolleyballxchix: like a person like a bitch but a nicer word

so admit ut

9:52 PM me: I just realized you're probably, like, 14. Crap -- sorry about the bad language.

9:53 PM xvolleyballxchix: dont worry im used to it

9:54 PM me: Oh. Good, I guess. ... Though you probably shouldn't be at your age. ^_^

xvolleyballxchix: nbo its not that

i hate it

i dont use it

9:55 PM so your really not jerome

me: I'm really not.

xvolleyballxchix: ok

me: Though, again, he sounds like a nice guy.

With a nice cat.

xvolleyballxchix: ya

i guess

and im sorry

me: No worries.

9:56 PM xvolleyballxchix: will you be my friend though

me: I'm like twice your age.

9:57 PM xvolleyballxchix: so

9:58 PM me: I can't imagine we'd have much to talk about ... but I guess so ...

xvolleyballxchix: thank you

we can look bac and laugh about tonight

me: Yeah, it's going on my blog.