Haves and have-nots

In the vein of Grrface’s and Smacky’s blog posts, here are a few of the little things I’m glad I do and don’t have.

Five non-crucial things I’m glad I have:

1. That pic of me and the boys at Musicfest
   
2. Lots of black t-shirts
   
3. Contact lens
   
4. Paul’s unwitting witticisms (Paulisms)
   
5. A good spam filter

Five non-crucial things I’m glad I don’t have:

1. Allergies to common things (peanuts, red food dye, latex, jewelry)
   
2. A papercut. Worse: a cardboard papercut
   
3. Stains on my lots of black t-shirts
   
4. A broken finger (no jewelry, piano, video games …)
   
5. Jocelyn Wildenstein’s lips

Five non-crucial things I wish I had:

1. Red hair
   
2. A convertible – and no chance of getting speeding tickets
   
3. 20/20 vision
   
4. A bottle of Angel perfume by Thierry Mugler
   
5. Superpowers(!): invisibility, teleportation, prescience, etc.

Five non-crucial things I wish I didn’t have:

1. A popped blood vessel in my left eye (it’s all red!)
   
2. So many boxes to move
   
3. An addiction to lip balm
   
4. Insomnia
   
5. The urge to collect lipstick and teddy bears