Eau de Whopper (or should I say 'Eww' de Whopper?)
Have you guys seen this? Burger King has come out with a not-at-all-seductive cologne called Flame. From the official site:
The WHOPPER sandwich is America's Favorite burger. FLAME by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.Creepiest. Cosplay. Ever.
You can only buy Flame in NYC. It was for sale online here for $3.99 a vial (about $10 including shipping), but they sold out of stock in less than a day. My favorite review from the site:
I used to work at BK when I was a lot younger. The smell left on me after an 8 hour shift was so yummy delicious that I wouldn't shower until the next day or so.Gross, gross, a thousand times gross.
Thanks ricky's!! Now I can smell like the good ol days even after a shower!!!
posted by Kate at 6:01 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
3 Comments:
"dotty dot dot" is about the best summation of my reaction to this.
They named it FLAME? It has to be a big gay joke and christ almighty, who wants to smell like a hamburger all day.
It will lend a hilarious credence to men complaining about being "hot man meat" ala Jon in "garfield" (note: i dont know if this actually happens anymore)
Oh yay, I know so many people who enjoy smelling like hamburgers all day.
I hate whoppers. Now I hate them even more.
Ugh, it must smell like 2 parts questionable meat and one part pickles with a dash of B.O. Gross.
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